Seaman life in one short story

HANDING OVER NOTES.

Dear onsignee Capt.

This good ship, Welcome's your membership.
Down is engine, up is wheel house. In between is all penthouse.
Anchor is holding,
#'s r folding ,
all good with ballasting,
Oh crew- some need scolding others still under moulding.

Read the SMS books...
written by all crooks.

PMS is updated...
Prov is outdated...
so crew r irritated...
anyone making noise r deleted.

The shelves r bending...
with requisitions which r pending..
Owners don't like spending...
U can keep them reminding...
but they will keep smiling...
Report to Suptd if something not running...
he loves the chance to make some earning.

Charterers r the best....
they never let u rest.

2nd Mate sleeps on chart table...
but only when bechara is able...
Ch Mate is Great...
but only if u don't take his parade...
C/E as usual, an opposition party....
always conspiring with E/Rm party...
Wanna finger them just in case...
Block shore leave n see their face.

Now if u happy, pls sign beneath...
or should I crush your underneath.

Sign:On Signee Master

Sign:Off Signee Master