A seaman life (a mariner at sea)

1.  "We will do it.",            means      " You will do it." 2.   "You have done a great job.",            means "More work will be given to you." 3. "We are working on it.",           means "We have not yet started working on the same." 4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning . . .",             means "Its not getting done. At least not tomorrow !". 5.   "After discussion we will decide. I am very open to views.",           means "I have already decided. I will tell you what to do" 6.     "There was a slight mis communication.",            means "We had actually lied." 7.  "We are on the right track, but there needs to be a fine-tuning of the deadline.",             means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." 8. "We had sligh...

Merchant Navy, a profession which always got ignored, merchant navy a profession which is always seen as bore, today all world go in isolation nd everyone care, we always lives in isolation world still no one cares, today this corona spread nd we still care, we still serve the world without in the same way nd b fair,  coz this is us we never complain nd we still  care, No one praise us still we serve nd still we care, coz behind every peaceful breath there is a nightmare which every seamen feel once he is out to smwhere, In the end it will be nt ryming worlds but jus wanna say u guys tk cr, Coz Coz Coz Tough men are out at sea....... Cheers b happy stay safe... Nd fr us who cares......????????

*DETAILED ITINERARY FOR TODAY'S EXCURSION PROGRAMM  *GUIDED TOUR* *8:00 am* - Departure from the Bathroom.   *8:30 am* - Arrival at the Kitchen & join a special Project of "Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel". *9:00 am*  Get hands on experience in preparation of sumptuous breakfast.   *9:30 am* - After breakfast we will visit the bedrooms to explore exquisite bedsheets and take part in workshop of making the bed. *10:00 am*- Then we will have another workshop where proper guidance and training will be imparted in how to wash the clothes. *11:00 am* - Added attraction - Sweeping and Mopping will also be allowed AT NO EXTRA COST. *1:00 pm*- Serve your specially cooked Lunch in the Dining Room and join others to enjoy the lunch. *2:00 pm* - Siesta on the sofa.   *5:00 pm*- In the evening, a visit to the Living Room, where hot tea and biscuits will be served.  *5:30 pm* Special adventure programme in cleaning the dishes. *6:00 pm* - Aft...

Dear friend, Do you believe how shore and land people think about hard work seaman??? How people compare and advertise their product with???? 😔😔😔😔

The captain and crew of the 'Vessel' pleaded guilty to attempted murder after throwing two stowaways into the Indian Ocean, off the South African coastline to avoid catching coronavirus from them. Captain watched as his crew built a makeshift raft roping together sealed plastic drums and plywood, then stopped his ship to dump the petrified pair overboard. Two stoways (thieves) were given just a life jacket and two bottles of water each and told which way to paddle with their hands to reach the nearest land. With no food to eat and at the mercy of the wind and sea currents, they were cast adrift on the high seas fearing being swamped by the waves or their raft falling apart at any moment. Three days and two nights later the Tanzanian stowaways were washed up exhausted onto a tourist beach at dusk on the KwaZulu-Natal coast about 50 miles north of Durban. They had drifted through one of the most shark-infested areas of the North Coast, near the Tugela River mouth frequented by Gr...

Life at sea is tough these days, not only because of perils that normally are at sea but also because of shore staff who just mess around to gain some points or bonus ... Such one's are mostly those who left sea prior completing 10 years (gross) of command or 10 years sailing as a CE. These are the ones who mostly are the problem makers for sailors as per my experiences... Those who have sailed beyond 10 years in command or as ce, are the better ones that I could rely on for advice in need. But just follow the following as a captain and chief engineer ... I write this basis my experiences at sea and hope it helps my fellow sailors (captain and chief engineers and all others) .... 01 ... Irrespective of commercial or operational pressures, crew always first. 02 ... Navigation is an art, do it slowly. 03 ... Ce runs the ship, Capt is the silent witness (I mean Atman) ... If you follow this, then no deck engine problems ever. 04 ... There cannot be two captains on board ... ship will ...

 1. The space between your eyebrows is called  a glabella.  2. The way it smells after the rain is called  petrichor.  3. The plastic or metallic coating at the end of  your shoelaces is called an aglet.  4. The rumbling of stomach is actually called a  wamble.  5. The cry of a new born baby is called a  vagitus.  6. The prongs on a fork are called tines.  7. The sheen or light that you see when you  close your eyes and press your hands on  them is called phosphenes.  8. The tiny plastic table placed in the middle  of a pizza box is called a box tent.  9. The day after tomorrow is called  overmorrow.  10. Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.  11. The wired cage that holds the cork in a  bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.  12. The 'na na na' and 'la la la', which don't  really have any meaning in the lyrics of any  song, are called vocables.  13. When ...